Well... i haven't had any pop in a while, or any carbonated/sugar drink actually, but earlier today in the office fridge i saw a can of soda down in the bottom shelf, coke. why it was in the bottom shelf i'm not sure, but this probably was it's demise. i saw it there a little earlier, red, white, chrome... alone. i thought of it at first, but decided against it. i'm better than that - stealing someones can of tar beverage... right? i think it was somewhere in the back of my head all day after i had first seen it. why was it down there on the bottom fridge door shelf while there were so many other spaces available? invisible to the average person. i am not average, or person. here i sit with my half drank can of coke, i have no desire to finish it, but i feel like the last man alive on this earth and i just killed a whale for dinner. *sulk*.